A farmer had three teenage daughters. One night they were all going out on dates. The first guy comes to pick up one of the daughters and says, "Hello! My name is Freddy and I'm here for Betty. We're going steady, is she ready?"
The farmer smiles, shakes his hand and lets them leave for the date.
The second guy comes and says, "Hello! My name is Ben and I've come for Jen. I'll have her home by ten."
The farmer smiles, shakes his hand, and lets them leave for the date.
The third guy comes and says, "Hello! My name is Chuck..."
The farmer immediately pulled out his rifle and shot him.
